Visions Of Sugarplums


Occasionally, in the middle of the night, I’ll lie awake possessed by such thoughts as: If the year 2006 was two years ago, and I started uni in that year, how can I have finished my three year BA course this year? Don’t even try to work that one out or your brain will dissolve like baking soda in milk. But wait, there’s more. I possess an extensively vivid imagination, which is lovely if I want to write an allegorical children’s tale about a rabbit that falls in love with a whale, but it’s not so merry when I’m losing the battle with my brain which is thinking all sorts of things when I’m supposed to be asleep: New Zealand’s worst earthquake being moments away, Tim being hit by a bus, never seeing Wicked, killer pelicans enforcing their fascist regime upon us all.

At times like these, the only thing that really soothes – nay, distracts the mind, is thinking about baking. During a particularly awake moment recently, I came up with making the Breakfast Bars from Nigella Express. I had a tin of condensed milk kicking round and wasn’t sure what to do with it – caramel slice seemed too arbitrary, and for me there’s something rather seductive (culinarily speaking that is) about rolled oats, which the breakfast bars have by the truckload. And before you conclude that I’m totally batty, trust me. We’ve all been there, you know, watched the late night news, bogged down by everything going wrong in the world, unable to sleep in case you should be bottling your own urine because of the inevitable global shortage of water…just think about making cupcakes, or indeed any kind of sweet thing. It’s a bit like saying “happy place” over and over but more practical…and with cake at the end.

Breakfast Bars

1 can of sweetened condensed milk (roughly 400g)
250g rolled oats
75g shredded coconut
100g dried cranberries
125g mixed seeds (sunflower, linseed, pumpkin, etc)
125g unsalted peanuts

Preheat oven to 130 C, and oil a 23x33cm baking tin or throwaway foil tin. Warm the condensed milk gently in a pan till it is more liquid than solid. Remove from heat and then add the rest of the ingredients, stirring carefully with a spatula so everything is covered. Even out the surface, then bake for about an hour. Let cool for about 15 minutes then slice up. You should probably know that I left out the nuts, swapped the expensive cranberries for a cheaper mix of chopped dates and dried apricots, and that these do indeed make a brilliant breakfast on the run.

Above: They get better the longer they sit too. So if you can, try and hold off for a bit.

Something else keeping me up at night – but with happy anticipation – is the annual flat Christmas dinner which is going to be this Sunday. I cook the whole thing, the flat gets together with a few other usual suspects and we have a jolly meal before inevitably going our separate ways. It is always fun coming up with the menu, which this year needs to be both gluten free and vegetarian friendly as keeping with the needs of various people who will be attending. This isn’t a problem, you’d be amazed at how diverse Nigella’s recipes are…Here’s my menu concept so far:

2 roasted free range chickens
Cornbread stuffing (from Feast, with flour omitted to make it gluten-free)
Pear and Cranberry stuffing (from Nigella Christmas)
Roast pepper and pomegranate salad (from Nigella Christmas)
Involtini (eggplant dish from Nigella Bites as vegetarian main)
Honey Roasted Parsnips (from How To Eat)
Steamed new potatoes with mint from the garden
A big lettuce salad (ie, buy bag of salad leaves, upend into bowl)
Bread rolls (So Tim can have his requisite amount of carbs)

White Chocolate Almond Torte (Forever Summer)
Dark Chocolate, Walnut and Fruit Torte (basically a pavlova with all manner of good things stirred into it before baking…I’ve adapted the recipe from a few different places)
Sugar Free red and green jellies (which Tim will be in charge of)
Fresh fruit

I’m also going to try my hand at Poinsettia, a mix of white sparkling wine, Cointreau, and cranberry juice…the recipe is from Nigella Christmas and sounds completely drinkable…But you’ll hear more about all this later on in the week. It’s a lot more simplified than last year’s menu – just one meat course, veges which don’t need roasting (the fact that EVERYTHING needed oven space last year was a logistical nightmare) puddings that can be made in advance, and stuffings which are both vegetarian so I can roast whatever doesn’t fit inside the chickens and serve to everyone. We rarely eat chicken – probably once every 6-8 weeks, if that – well, I want to get the proper stuff when I do eat it but it’s soooo expensive – so I’m pretty excited about that.

I can’t believe it has been a whole year since the last Christmas dinner. I can’t believe it is a month till Christmas. Time to think of cupcakes again…

10 thoughts on “Visions Of Sugarplums

  1. Kay says:

    Are you eating cheese before you go to bed? That could be causing your random thoughts. The breakfast bars look yummy. I made the curried pumpkin and lentil casserole (from Tearaway) – without capsicum as Julz doesn’t like them. It was yummy. Turned out to be more of a lmpy soup than a casserole but still very edible.


  2. Linda F says:

    Those breakfast bars do look mighty fine, I have been putting off baking for a week and tomorrow is it, cakes and biscuits here I come!!!!!!Good luck with the flat dinner too!


  3. Adam says:

    Wait a minute, you just grouped not seeing Wicked with your bf being hit by a bus. Well I guess you really dig that show πŸ™‚Well Happy early Christmas, the whole spread you posted looks awesome, and I’m sure will appease any type of masses. Those breakfast bars look mighty tasty too, in that seductive morning way πŸ™‚And yup, we are both done with school, good buddy πŸ™‚


  4. Viv says:

    That menu sounds really good!! And speaking of cheese, (Kay was) you can buy vegetarian cheese – even New World has it. I also tried Kay’s version of the lentil casserole and it was great, even without the capsium.Have just posted off my xmas parcels to Texas, Argentina and Wales – my gosh but it has become expensive. Still, I just don’t think money in an envelope is memorable! Anyway, it was still cheaper to buy the gifts, wrap and send them than it was to be there in person like last year.


  5. Rhyleysgranny says:

    Dear Laura I can nearly hear your poor brain chuntering away. It’s a great thing to have an active mind but not at the end of the day. There are times a southern hemisphere Christmas sounds so good. I would love to put a big bowl of salad on the table. I recall last year when you dinner was a bit frantic. Your menu sounds lovely. I wonder where you’ll be and what you’ll be doing next year. isn’t it grand you are all finished with


  6. Glossy says:

    I love those breakfast bars, I must make them again. Your christmas menu sounds great, you’ll have such a good time. I still can’t work out the three year course starting in 06 and ending in 08 though!!


  7. Laura @ Hungry and Frozen says:

    Mum – haven’t been eating cheese – can’t afford πŸ™‚ Glad to hear the casserole turned out okay – lumpy soup is a pretty good description of it actually.Linda: Hope you enjoy your baking spree then πŸ™‚ Adam: Well, they’re not all necessarily equal, just equally capable of keeping me up at night. And yay for getting a good education! Woop!Lori: Thanks – they’re so simple, just one bowl πŸ™‚Viv: I hear overseas postage is crazily expensive these days. Can’t believe a whole year has gone by already! And as for vegetarian cheese, we’re not THAT hardcore πŸ™‚Granny: I guess Christmas in summer does sound mad but it’s all I know πŸ™‚ the idea of spending it in the snow seems equally crazy to me lol.Glossy: It’s messing with my head lol. And yeah the breakfast bars are great, I’d seen them on so many blogs that I thought it was time to give them a go!


  8. HayleyB says:

    I have those moments where I can’t stop thinking about things like that too! Thought not too often these days, as I’m so busy with things that by the time I get into bed I am so tired that I fall asleep almost as soon as my head touches the pillow! Those breakfast bars look FANTASTIC!!!!!! I simply MUST try them! In fact, I might go and make them right now!!!!(This is my first free weekend in ages, so I haven’t baked much lately!!).Good luck with your Christmas dinner! All sounds delish!


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