If you’re seeking a small challenge yourself, maybe this ice cream could be it. A calm, easy recipe which makes just enough for one or two people, depending on whether or not you want to share. (I don’t really like to share, but Tim lives riiiiight here in the same house and it would’ve been a bit weird not to. Plus, sharing leads to compliments on your cooking abilities! Which is probably not the main reason you should be sharing things.) This is good if you’ve never made ice cream before and want to start small in case it all goes horribly wrong (it won’t, though.) Or if you have made ice cream before but have a tiny tiny freezer. Or if you only have a small amount of ingredients to hand and don’t want to go to the shop. Strange as it seems, there are a number of situations where a small quantity of ice cream can be just as advantageous as a large quantity.
Small Chocolate Ice Cream
A recipe by myself.
Makes around 300ml. Am not very sure how well it would double – maybe if you’re feeling more ice-cream-confident, search through all my recipes on this blog for one to make, hey hey?
250ml (1 cup) cream
50g dark chocolate (I use Whittaker’s. Because I love its flavour like no other.)
1 tablespoon cocoa
1 tablespoon sugar
Gently melt the chocolate and cream together in a pan on the stovetop, or gently microwave the chocolate in the microwave and then stir in the cream. Either way, go slow, because chocolate burns quickly and will go all gritty if it happens. The ice cream will still be fine, but…gritty.
Remove from the heat and stir in the cocoa and sugar. Which give it a further depth of chocolate flavour, and a little bitterness-counteracting sweetness.
Break the egg into a bowl and mix it up with a fork, so that the yolk and white are all incorporated. Stir in a tablespoon or two of the slightly cooled chocolate mixture, mixing briskly. Doing this allows the egg to absorb some of the heat of the chocolate mixture and blend with it thoroughly – if you pour in the entire pan of chocolate, you might not be able to mix it fast enough to stop the egg being cooked by the heat of the liquid. And that would taste nasty. Anyway: pour in the rest of the mixture, mixing continuously. Then divide into two freezer-proof bowls, or one small container. Freeze till quite solid. If you freeze it overnight, it’ll need to stand on the bench for five minutes or so to soften a little. Being so small, it does freeze quite quickly though. Yay!
The path to success here is very short and simple: this chocolate ice cream just tastes like chocolate ice cream. A little cocoa-bitter, a little sweet, creamy and very cold. And, as I found out this morning, it makes a really good breakfast.
Who am I, anyway? Am I my resume? sings Paul in A Chorus Line. As well as getting used to the fact that I am now a person who goes to the gym because it makes me feel good and strong and stuff, I’m also trying to settle my brain down from racing at a hundred miles an hour. Because my brain does this cool thing where it simultaneously tells me I’m amazing at what I do but also not achieving anything much at all and no wonder. And I tell Tim this and he says “You have a cookbook coming out later this year!” and I say “yeah…but…” It’s like the opposite of resting on your laurels. Instead I run towards my laurels really hard and then leap over them and keep running for the next one so fast that the last one seems like it’s miles behind me in the dust. Resting on your laurels is a phrase that tends to be thrown around in a negative way, but to me it sounds kind of delightful – like, I achieved something good so I’m going to relax now and take a nap and maybe remind people about the thing I achieved occasionally. Does anyone else do this? Also, I guess, if anyone has any laurels they want me to not rest upon, let me know!
Boy, has this blog post ever got personal and intense. But that is often how life is. Till I figure it all out, if anyone has any tips for how to deal with tense muscles, shocked from their first go-round at the gym, I’d be super obliged.
Title via: The Kills, always skittishly thrilling, with Cheap and Cheerful.
Ella Fitzgerald, Mack the Knife. Specifically, when she sang it in Berlin and forgot half the words, but elegantly and sorta adorably improvised over the top of the melody with her usual breezily gorgeous voice. What a champ.
Sherie Rene Scott, Goodbye Until Tomorrow, from The Last 5 Years musical. This song always makes me feel pretty emotional. I adore SRS, but absolutely cannot wait to see what Anna Kendrick does with this when the film version of this show comes out.
Faith Evans, Love Like This. Modern classic.
Next time: I made this pasta dish that I kinda like. I will probably write about that.
8 thoughts on “love is just a dialogue, you can’t survive on ice cream”
you're pretty excellent.
Thank you, kind anonymous person! ❤
I HATED PE at high school.
Gym is different. Everybody is there to focus on themselves. There's no regular abject humiliation where all eyes are upon you while you fail, 17 times, to serve the ball in volleyball right.
Also, mmmm ice cream.
I love this post. Firstly (and let's be honest here people: mainly) because it has a chocolate ice cream recipe. Duh. But also because your sharing your worries and everyday thoughts makes me feel normal. As weird as it is that I need that, I do. Celebration and resting, as you say, is definitely something I've been thinking I need to get into the habit of doing, too. Yay & thank you for being human, and frank, and sharing… and chocolate ice cream! 🙂
oops, it's frith, i'm just anonymous bc i'm too lazy to log in!
Aw! That's even better. Thank you, kind non-anonymous Frith!
unfortunately i'm right there w/ you in terms of not “sitting on my laurels” – not that i have any – but i very much think that people should. it is a POSITIVE thing to do. unfortunately it does not seem to be something that society does or does well. you girl you go sit on your laurels – you deserve to.
Ahh, the wrong-pants-at-the-gym dilemma. Up there with the am I the slowest/biggest/laziest person in the gym? dilemmas. My advice is to either go to a uni gym where all the participants are hungover students or just there cos it's warm or go to one of those warm-n-fuzzie womens gyms where it's supposed to be all about the sisterhood (never been myself, but like the idea).
Good luck with bufty arms, think of all the jars of things you can open with a contemptous wrist flick.
PS Am so excited that we are in the same country again.