"That was Groffle: The Awful Waffle, a book that I wrote on behalf of my education initiative"

As you can see, my photos lately either take the form of badly lit dinner, or nicely lit but faux-artless scenes of plates and knives and forks. Or both. This scene is real, for what it’s worth (or I would’ve moved the damn lens cap out of the way.) I have a theory. Well, that … Continue reading "That was Groffle: The Awful Waffle, a book that I wrote on behalf of my education initiative"

plush velvet sometimes, sometimes just pretzels and beer, but i’m here

Just like the great Alanis Morrissette, my grasp of what is actual irony may well be as shady as my enjoyment of saying “isn’t it ironic” is fervent. But it does seem ironic or something how I am so tired that my brain feels like someone pressed pause on a video of a fallen ceramic … Continue reading plush velvet sometimes, sometimes just pretzels and beer, but i’m here