Simply coating these in flour before frying makes them so spontaneous-fist-in-the-air crisp and crunchy, yet the insides still have that soft, buttery halloumi bulginess. They are delicious, so delicious that you will eat them with brows furrowed in wonderment at how you’ve hit the one of the (hopefully many) high points of your very own existence.
(I don’t know, I kinda like this recipe, I guess.)
1 block – 200g or so – of halloumi
1/2 cup plain flour (I initially wanted to use polenta but I only had flour, so: flour.)
Plain oil, such as rice bran or grapeseed, for frying
Slice the halloumi into relatively even rectangles. I can’t tell whether I like these better as slightly wider, flatter shapes or thinner, more french-fry esque, so tend to do a bit of both. Any bits that crumble or fall off can still be used as a mid-frying snack for yourself.
Heat up around an inch and a half of oil in a saucepan – really, that’s all you need – using a little offcut of halloumi to work out when it’s ready to go – put it in the pan and there should be rapid bubbles moving around it. Then eat it, of course.
Place the flour on a plate and put about half the halloumi on it, turning over each slice to thoroughly coat it. Spoon each slice carefully into the pan – they might slowly float towards each other but they shouldn’t stick or anything. Also I just used a regular metal serving spoon for this, tongs might be easier but I didn’t want to dent or break the cheese slices. Allow the oil to bubble away and turn the slices over after a minute or so, once they’re golden brown on the underside (obviously you will have to check this, I don’t expect you to just know somehow.) Remove with the spoon to a plate with a couple of pieces of paper towel on it, and continue with the rest of the halloumi. The second batch tends to cook a lot faster, because the oil has really hit its stride in terms of being blastingly hot.
Seriously. Thanks, brain. When I was eating these, I thought “this might actually be the most significant and valuable discovery of 2013“. I think I was being pretty sincere, too. Which is a little concerning. But you eat these, and then try telling me I’m exaggerating. Presuming you both like and can eat cheese in the first place, of course. I know hybrid foods – the cronut, the…um, cronut, it’s all I can think of right now – can be both overwrought and overdone till they’ve lost all sense of context and of being an actual food. These may speak of gimmick and wilful excess, neither of which I really have a problem with, but I promise you, in a fairly confident and calm manner, that these are simply incredibly good.
Also maybe some kind of potential phenomenon, if only in my brain. Which is not such a bad place all the time, after all.
title via: Lana Del Rey, Video Games. She knows a thing or two about a thing or two.
Little Mix, Move. If you liked Girls Aloud’s Biology, that kind of twenty-two-pop-songs-whisked-into-one sound, then this should appeal. But even if you hated that song, give this a try. It’s so good.
One Direction, Kiss You. Yeah. I went to see the movie by myself on Friday night and honestly? I think I might go see it again at some stage. They’re just so charming and adorable and real and lovely and the best of friends and scrappy and sweet and the music is really, really good.
Kanye West, Mercy. I love Kanye more every time he does something. Literally, almost anything he does, I’m like “yeah, Kanye!”
Next time: Hmmmmmm. Um.
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How have I never had halloumi fries before? I mean, it's not like they're a usual thing around here, but still–beautiful salty fried cheese sticks! NOM.
Yep, I have nothing to say but to reaffirm that you had a pretty brilliant stroke of genius here. (definitely bringing something to the table.) They sound perfect – and woo for things turning out right when fate and every other thing in the universe usually makes it otherwise. Now after reading through your recipe I'm wondering how good polenta-crusted halloumi fries would be… and now I'm hungry.
Oh wow – halloumi fries are indeed genius!
So cool to see you modelling your finished cape – looking great, well done Laura! Those halloumi fries look crispy and delicious. 🙂
Halloumi fries? Yum, they sound and look amazing. I recently tried egglplant fries at a cafe and they are pretty special too and I'd highly recommend giving them a go too. 🙂
As if halloumi weren't fabulous enough on it's own….you did good!!
Dear god woman, you ARE a witch. This is GENIUS.
My daughter hit upon the idea of cooking halloumi on our sandwich press- we used to put it right on the top, then we found it nicer to raise the top, so it doesn't get squashed and cook it on both sides. Lower fat too, and one less pot to wash.